1. All pull, or no one pulls. Of course like most aspects of life, there are always extenuating circumstances, e.g. if a friend has had a continuing platonic relationship with an individual, where there has always been an opportunity to consummate said relationship, but unfortunate events have denied that opportunity. In a situation like this, then it may be acceptable, but of course must be opened up to sensible discussion.
2. One must never leave a man alone in conflict. It doesn’t matter if the Turkish army turn up to take them out, you stand your ground and go down with that ship. A good beating might hurt the next day, but will be nothing compared to the shame of leaving a man behind to take the beating alone.
3. Stick to the ‘Back-story’ (there will be an article on some examples of our own ‘back- stories’ that have worked in the past). If you are not aware of the back- story never unwittingly allow anyone to ‘get made’ so to speak. If you ever hear a friend telling ‘un-truths’ always reinforce them. When a friend IS telling the truth about himself, one will always make that truth sound even more spectacular, thus making the friend look modest and therefore more attractive.
4. Conflict should never arise due to potential company. Either make an agreement you can all stick to without any problems, or all parties involved must agree to walk away from the situation. The ‘Devils Three-way’ is only an option in extenuating circumstances (you may want to compile some of your own rules on how this should work and this is not a situation that should be entered without prior consideration, we will compile a few of our own ideas in a future article). Never go behind a ‘wingman’s’ back, you discuss all your issues sensibly and openly, only in this manner will one be able to come to any sensible conclusions.
5. Never turn your back on your true friends- a familiar cliché. True friends never break up, unlike the majority of relationships, your friends will be there to get you through the bad times and will always make the good times even better.
6. Sexual history. If potential company asks about a friend’s sexual history, one should always divulge information (whether fact or fiction) that only stands to heighten the appeal of said friend. E.g. I’m not sure to be honest, he’s not really that sort of guy, he looks for more than looks in a girl.”
7. Beer Goggles. If a friend is wearing beer goggles, you should always do your best to warn them when they are incapable of perceiving a given situation with good judgement (In other words, if they are unaware they are charming some ugly). However, as always, there are exceptions to this rule (see rule 8).
8. One need not make apologies, or feel shame. This life is short and we must take advantage of opportunities when they present themselves, never feel guilty for letting your standards slip. One reason for doing this may be that your wingman has the opportunity to take advantage of something rather special, but her friend is perhaps (to say the least) not as special, one should always strive to entertain said friend so that YOUR friend can be left to charm the attractive girl without being distracted by, or feel guilty for leaving her friend on her own. This means doing whatever is necessary and does not exclude intercourse.
9. Strength in Numbers? When out seeking potential company, it is always a good idea to keep male numbers low, this way it is easier to work. E.g. Less people to rely on to keep a solid back- story, less people to ensure company (see rule 1), with more people involved there is a higher chance of a cross over in taste (making rule 4 even more important to follow). Most importantly this keeps the male to female ratio balanced more in your favour. Two is usually a good number, that way you only have to rely one another for good ‘wingmanship’ and solidarity.
10. Buying drinks. When drinks are bought in rounds, there is an unspoken gentlemen’s agreement, which stipulates that as well as buying rounds; you will have rounds bought for you in return. This is of course standard practice. The trouble with buying drinks that has been noted all too often whether it be in a club, pub, or any other drinking establishment, is that females all too often take advantage of the male of the species and assume that they must have drinks bought for them all night. The male ego can be fragile, many agree, or even offer to buy the female their beverages for the remainder of the night, for whatever their reasons may be. Treat the female like you would treat your friends, buy them a drink, but expect them to reciprocate, other wise you will be in danger of being taken advantage of and in effect end up ‘paying for it.’ At least with a prostitute cash is exchanged and intercourse is certain, how is plying a girl with drinks all night any different, except for the lack of guarantees?
